Aap humse kuch na kahen
Hume koi gham nahin
Lekin aap ka muskuraa dena
Kuch kahne se kam nahin
Wo kahte hain humse
Ke hum unke khabil nahin
Kaash zaraa koi unse pooche
Jine hum haasil nahin
"Dekho bhailog, meri profile mein bhale hi Sandhya ka naam daal do, Priyanka ka naam daal do, kisi ka bhi naam daal do ... but usska naam nahin aana chahiye. Samjha karo ... pain ho jayega!!" As you will see hamne unka naam kahin bhi mention nahin kiya hai
Zishaan Mambo Hayath, urf Zee. This hyderabadi nawaab is an excellent example of "Good things come in small packages". This Ultra-ultra-light featherweight champion has the smallest ass in town. And conscious of this fact, he tries to please himself by calling big-fat guys as "Chhotu".
This guy has probably the smallest ass in the institute. On his B'day, when his techfest team-mates were making a sincere attempt to locate and then kick his ass, he said "Abbe mere goton par kyun maar rahe ho", further confirming the fact how small his ass is. But aajkal, bhai saheb kisi ladki ko impress karne ke liye roz shaam SAC ke chakkar lagate hain aur gym bhi jaa rahe hain; khuda na khasta agar kisi din dumble ke neeche aakar ludak gaya to ghar walon ko hum kya jawab denge?
Zishaan has a knack of getting into tights (read as Jockey underwear) and tight situations. He once got locked in LT after a Techfest lecture. Zee got panicky when he realized ki LT ke ander to mobile ka network bhi nahi aata hai. Ek ghante tak fight maarta raha aur uske baad realize karta hai ke peechey ka darwaaza to khula hua hai. Yahaan se nawaab sahib nikle to jaa ke squash court mein fase. After playing for a while, jab waapis jaane ki sochi to pata laga ke koi darwaze ko bahar se band kar ke chala gaya hai. Kaafi der ander khade chilate rahe and finally got out when the SAC persons came to switch off lights at 8:00 pm.
Zee is very outgoing and friendly; his inter-personnel communication skills are so advanced that he can strike a conversation with anyone. One fine day, he's found reading alongside a Black Dog on SOM stairs. Thodi der baad, "Hello dog, kya naam hai aapka? Aapne yeh book padhi hai, kaafi interesting hai. Time mile to jaroor padhna". Bechara Kutta, uski afty ki neend kharab ho gayi, who ek woof maar kar chala gaya !!
Apna Zee Techfest OC tha. Inki popularity aisi thi ki Techfest mein ek baar SAC gate par isko watchman ne rok liya. Kaafi minnaton ke baad bhi isko ander nahin jaane diya to Zishaan ko call maar ke Chotu Harsh ko bulana pada.
Baat yahin khatam nahin hoti, wo to ek watchie tha. Before the fest got over ...
R-bit Freshie: Oye hero! Kahaan jaa raha hai?
Zee: Ander jaa raha hoon bhai
R-bit Freshie: Nahin jaa sakte! Abhi SAC khula nahin hai.
Zee: Tereko pata hai mein kaun hoon??
R-bit Freshie: OC thodi na hai. Manager ne mana kiya hai. Kat le yahan se.
Zee has been defying Techfest tradition. Zishaan ki dard bhari dastaan, "Yaar Techfest ke baad sab OC ko girlfriend mil jaati hai par saale mein hi akela reh gaya hoon". Every now and then, he tries his luck on the vast pool of girls in his numerous circles, whether it be Rang or Bonda!! Zee ki bachpann se aaj tak kafi crushes hue but koi bhi close "girlfriend" nahin hui. For your knowledge he likes black beauties the best, his most recent crush being PJ. Iske liye Zishaan ne kitni fight nahin maari. He went to the extent of hiding in the bushes near Canara Bank to get a video of hers while she was coming from coffee shack.
Of the most noticeable of his crushes (a blind begger can see the sparks!!) is a certain Miss Shaam ki bela, many suspect that it is the Rang-rangeeli Convener, with whom Zee has been found to have several khopcha meetings (as he misses the regular ones becoz of techfest), but trusted sources have confirmed that infact his soulmate, is his DD-year mate, none another than the kind and caring Samadhiya! Pondering on his future, Zee thoughtfully questions, "Mein bada ho ke kya banoonga?" Side se Sam bolta hai "Papa".
Once on a TF treat, Gogo and Kota were discussing a honeymoon package trip to Goa for married couples, and seeing the offer, Zee gives naughty meaningful smiles to Surdy who blushes and walks away! All the above facts lead only to one conclusion. Fourth year mein aa kar, Despo Zee ne ladkiyon ko chhod kar kutton aur ladkon par concentrate karna chaloo kar diya hai. Current Major crushes are: "Chinki" and "Luggu".
Senti to the core and always ready to play "fighting-fighting", he thinks he is a stud photographer (pssssssst - the only reason he happens to be taken on all treats is coz he had a 15k camera and a credit card). That's the best part of any treat, take Zee with you and you can be sure that by next day morning there'll be a URL in your inbox leading you to a well formatted webpage with all the treat snaps properly trimmed and indexed.
Sharafat ki misaal dikhne waala Zee khurafat ki missile hai. Insight ke liye ek article likhne ke liye inhone ek prof se khunnas le li. Jaa ke prof se bola, "Sir, H13 mein insti ne tubelights di hai aur hamare hostel mein khali ek 40W ka bulb." Prof bola, "That is enough for studying". Toh Zishaan ne attitude dikhate hue prof ke room mein ek bulb ko chhod kar saari lights band kar di. Aur tab tak pain maarta raha jab tak prof ne admit nahin kar liya ke 40W kam hote hai. Uske baad agle course mein prof ne iski batti laga di. Ek to FR ki dhamki de ke extra assignment karvaye aur finally DD de ke Zishaan ki CPI ki tubelight bhujha di.
All said and done, Zee is a man of many skills. Be it Lit, Debating or Fine Arts he has represented hostel in every cult event and has also been a part of Institute's Ann. Prod. A cracku Lecture Series manager, he went ahead and OC-ed Techfest 2004, broadening its horizons to international frontiers for the first time and expanding it to colossal proportions. An extremely sentimental fellow, he has pulled off many a no-man's land situations through his extreme sentiyapa. He has a big heart and a sensible head on his shoulders, with one more year to go in IIT, lets wish the best for his life.